November 2011
6 tags
Why I smoke weed?
because my bullshit becomes pointless shit
because nothing else matters
because there’s no sensation like pure happiness
because it clears my mind and mentality
take a hit and tell me you don’t feel like you’re flying
so I can eat properly thus helping me not give a shit about calories
for some reason I’m more creative when high
because it’s mother nature
oh and because I can.
5 tags
4 tags
Watchfuckcokeimsnortinghitlersashes:
allypopx:
They met on Tumblr, and the one girl flew in to meet her girlfriend.
as i die inside.
4 tags
Whenever you're ready
I got you.
Who even told the government about Tumblr?!!
socal-kween:
honkytonkcrazybeca:
laurenschoch:
eclare4ever:
FIRST RULE OF TUMBLR…
DON’T TALK ABOUT TUMBLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it was obama
Fuuuuck Obama stupidmotherfuckin pussyasslickinfagetbitchasscuntfuckqueerdickholeshittysonofamotherfuckingwhorebitch!!!:)
Then who told Obama O.o
HAHAHAH FOR KYNDA, HOPE YOU SEE THIS!
#Work talk
My associates can interact with customers, handle the cash registers and even pitch special promotions. I’ve never been so damn proud. Yay for proper training! :)
2 tags
“It’s almost like, no matter what— I will always love you.”
3 tags
me: my back really hurts
parents: maybe if you didn't spend all day HUNCHED OVER THAT COMPUTER
me: my neck is slightly sore
parents: SIT UP STRAIGHT WHEN YOU'RE USING THE COMPUTER
me: I think I just broke my ankle
parents: well MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T USE THE COMPUTER SO MUCH
